Freak on a stick. Matrix Reloaded would be the best spiffen movie ever if it weren't for the fact that it has NO ENDING. Jeez, who needs a cliffhanger? Just end the damn thing and let the Neo-crazed just get on with their mundane lives. Don't do this to us. Hear that? I can't spend another 6 months wondering if they all just die at the end of the series. Watch that be what happens...how much would that suck. All those devoted people, devastated when the Wachowski brothers pull a Rowling and have all the good people die. Mmmm, that was a good movie though.

Anyway, now that I did the whole Matrix thing, I should probably do english. Pshaw. I'll say that Heather is the epoch of rural violence, however. Physics today was particuarly gruesome. Casualties included two notebooks, Cait's circulatory system, my back and shoulders, a Vermont sweatshirt, our poor docile teacher, a ruler, and an innocent turtleneck shirt. When will the insanity end, I ask you. When?! Not only is she seriously inflicting bodily harm, but she is disrupting the entire class from their learning. For once, even the guys over in the corner were complaining about the bloodshed. Gabe was like, "Listen, Anti-Christ..." Man...at least some of the swelling is going down.

And once again, just for Martin:
"When belts are outlawed, only outlaws will wear belts."

Amen.

ash @ 4:17 PM