Happy Easter everyone. I hope the Pascal Hare was kind to you all. I for one spent my morning at church playing the "Blissfully Abnormal Teenage Christian Who Sings, Reads Verse, and Dances Right Before Your Eyes". Then we had cake.

We came home from church to find Miles sitting on the picnic table in the rain. His dad had dropped him off early. But at least I got to see him. We had dinner with my family and fell asleep while they watched baseball/golf. It was very, very nice.

I'm suppossed to be writing two very important essays right now, but instead I'm having the most amusing conversation with Jeff Smith:

Jeffo McNomes: did i ever thank you properly for the dress?
Jeffo McNomes: i don't think i did
goody2shoes0078: ahh, not a problem
Jeffo McNomes: thank you ashley, for taking your time to outfit me in womens clothes
goody2shoes0078: why Jeff, anytime you are in need of female attire, you know who to come to
Jeffo McNomes: now i just need some acting lessons
Jeffo McNomes: playing a woman is tougher than it seems
goody2shoes0078: try putting on eyeliner
goody2shoes0078: that has been the downfall of many a man
Jeffo McNomes: i'll do that when i feel like losin my eyesight due to bristles embedded in my cornea
goody2shoes0078: ahh, you're thinking of mascara. You do have a lot to learn...
Jeffo McNomes: wow
Jeffo McNomes: what's the difference?
goody2shoes0078: eyeliner is a kohl pencil to outline your eyes with
Jeffo McNomes: oh yeah
goody2shoes0078: your brush mascara on to your eyelashes
Jeffo McNomes: i know people at work that won't leave home without a good layer of that around their eyes
goody2shoes0078: me too. It's pretty unsettling though...all those pointy objects so close to your eyes
goody2shoes0078: It's amazing thousands of women across America aren't blind
Jeffo McNomes: lol
Jeffo McNomes: you should start the ashley preston fund for eyeliner/mascara accident prevention
Jeffo McNomes: have an ad campaign like the truth ads
goody2shoes0078: I could hand out pamphlets
Jeffo McNomes: truth: i don't even use eyeliner, but my friend was using it in the car, she braked suddenly, and it went in my eye. Second hand make-up kills"
Jeffo McNomes: something like that
Jeffo McNomes: scare the kids
goody2shoes0078: Reach out to the parents : do you know what YOUR children are applying to their faces? Next on Nightline...

Jeffo McNomes: you ever eat so much candy you can feel your teeth dissolving in your mouth?
goody2shoes0078: nope
goody2shoes0078: but that is a lovely image
Jeffo McNomes: it's always like that with me on the candy holidays
Jeffo McNomes: so many cadbury eggs....
Jeffo McNomes: blugh
Jeffo McNomes: can't be good for me
goody2shoes0078: lucky...I got three reese's, some tic tacs and a pat on the head
Jeffo McNomes: are you amish or something?
goody2shoes0078: nope
Jeffo McNomes: only 3 reeses on easter?
Jeffo McNomes: that is redankulous
goody2shoes0078: mom's on wieght watchers so we can't have sugar in the house
goody2shoes0078: or anything thats not low fat or made out of cardboard substitutes
Jeffo McNomes: oh no
goody2shoes0078: it's a nice systems
Jeffo McNomes: you have to be evacuated from that place immediately
goody2shoes0078: thats what I keep saying
Jeffo McNomes: it's all about the carbs
goody2shoes0078: pretty much
goody2shoes0078: those sadists.
Jeffo McNomes: and you can buy a low carb version of anything now a days
goody2shoes0078: even resaurants are making new menus catering to the nation's obsession with dieting
goody2shoes0078: it's a cray, low-fat world out there
Jeffo McNomes: why can't the whole world be like us and see the silliness of their ways?
goody2shoes0078: I just don't know...
goody2shoes0078: but there would be alot of blind, obese people





ash @ 9:35 PM