get kicked out of a strip mall, refuse modern medicine, throw a drink in someone's face.
become an internet pirate, read your weight in contemporary fiction.
be honest.
when I was little, resolutions were always clean my room, be nice to sister. the only one I could ever keep all year was the compliments one, and I think I made that up one april, so it doesn't really count.
my grandmother asked if we had made any resolutions. I lied, and told her I didn't have any. figured that was safer
ash @ 9:30 AM